Damsel in Distress (Chad’s Origin Story)

Mario (Peach) & Link (Zelda)

Princess Peach Toadstool is captured by Bowser in 22 Mario games since 1988 (NES). A plumber named Mario rescues the royal princess & she rewards him with her love (Curtis, 2015).
In The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998), Link releases her from her crystal prison and is rewarded with her love.

2023 AD

Chad pays for expensive dinner with Piper at @up2youcafe. A fire breathing check arrives but Chad slays it with his credit card. Chad thinks he has now earned sex with Piper.



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Dr. Jarryd Willis PhD

Dr. Jarryd Willis PhD


I'm passionate about making a tangible difference in the lives of others, & that's something I have the opportunity to do a professor & researcher.